why do circular pizzas come in square boxes?
why do midgets laugh when they play soccer. the grass tickles their balls
do you know how to kill a man who knows marshal arts. just shoot him
whats the definition of trust. 2 cannibles 69ing
is turtle without a shell naked or homeless
Anti-joke – Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face!
Knock Knock – *knock knock*. whose there? The KGB. The KGB who? WE WILL BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!!