Jokes and Stuff

why do circular pizzas come in square boxes?

why do midgets laugh when they play soccer. the grass tickles their balls

do you know how to kill a man who knows marshal arts. just shoot him

whats the definition of trust. 2 cannibles 69ing

is turtle without a shell naked or homeless

Anti-joke – Why was the little boy crying?     He had a frog stapled to his face!

Knock Knock –  *knock knock*. whose there?  The KGB. The KGB who? WE WILL BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!!

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